1. “You’re still here?”
Yes. I’m still here. Alive. Breathing. Working. Being productive.
2. “Wait, what are you doing here?”
I have a job…blah blah. (They’ve stopped listening.)
3. “So what year are you again?”
Ah, what a gem of a question. (Especially if you’re like me, and look like a high schooler.) No, um, I actually was a senior last year. No. No, I’m not kidding.
4. “Coming to the party at ___’s tonight?”
Eh….probably not. Okay, maybe.
5. “Didn’t you, like, already graduate?”
Yea…last year. (Followed up with #1)
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